Into the third week of school the greater part of the teachers are still working on “connecting names with faces”…after all, who can blame them, what with their 120-some-odd students. Well, with her frighteningly accurate memory of who is who at Mills High, Attendance Manager Supreme, Michelle Carr, is just about the only one that can. Therefore, a second thought to ditching is recommended since the chances of her forgetting about your previous cut or truancy are slim to none.
Sorry to disappoint, but admin-guru Carr can smell a fake note from a mile away. Especially if you forge the note right in front of her office and then try to present it to her…that’s a real wise move.
Also, just in case your most recent trip to the neighborhood psychic revealed a “Senior Cut Day in your future”, I strongly advise you re-roll that magic eight ball because not only is Carr on the down low with the happenings of this infamous Monday after Prom, but the teachers are too. Especially the Advanced Placement’s, and this is why they will tend to assign a test or important assignment due on this Monday; therefore, I am going to have to take a needlepoint to your bubble and recommend an alternative. In lieu of ditching Monday, set up at massive Ditch Day on a Saturday! It is fool proof, trust me.
Another mind-blowingly wise idea is when a boyfriend feels sick and 25minutes later his girlfriend comes down with the mumps, and both mysteriously have to “go home”. Not suspicious at all guys. Believe me, I understand it is almost painful when you just want to be with your other half and you are stuck with one of Pretto’s in-class-essay’s or Keller’s killer DBQs but, again, you both can get “sick” on a Saturday, or heck, be rebellious and go for a Sunday!
Contrary to popular belief, no one is out to get you and when you get caught cutting or doing anything of the sort, it is really for your benefit. Think of this from the perspective of the administrators and even your parents. Your guardians leave you alone from 8am-3pm, expecting you to be safe and at the same time, improving your chances for a better future. But when they get that phone call saying you have been seen driving away from school or even down at Lucky’, it is, as Ms. Carr would say, “a kick to the gut”. Being a mother of two she perfectly understands the incredible importance parents place in their child’s safety and does her best to maintain that trust between parent and school.
“But my parents don’t care about me” you say….well, this may be so, but it does not mean that the school does not care! People do not spend their lives working in the educational system because they hate kids, or do not care about them, they do it because they love to see character growth in each and every student. What I am saying here is, do not get mad when you get in trouble, just take it because you know you deserve it.
What happens if I ditch you ask?
As a general rule of thumb one cut will not do much to your record but it’ll definitely put a dent in your sleeping-in on Wednesday morning detentions. Multiple cuts however will result in truancies, a letter home from the Assistant Principal, an Attendance Contract and a lower grade due to the fact that teachers do not have to let you turn in any late work or make up any tests if you ditched. Just some advice: If you decide you simply must ditch because you will just die if you don’t, do not do it on a block day. Those are the most tempting, I know, but they also have stronger ramifications for said ditching, and a longer detention.
And, just for your information, and as unfortunate as it is, but when you audition for American Idol and have your mom call while waiting in line to excuse you from school due to the audition, regardless of how awesome that is, it is still a cut, and that is by no means a Michelle-Rule, but the San Mateo Union High School Districts. Now, I would never suggest telling something other than the truth, but if this ends up being your case, I would propose you come on with a headache, or even stomach ache if you’re feeling adventurous, and have your parents relay your pains.
So overall it is clear that ditching is not only harmful to your parent’s well-being, but also to your own future and if you just do not care about either, as is the case with most ditchers, think about Michelle Carr and having her usually pleasant demeanor turn for the nasty. And all that wrath will be directed straight at you, have fun.




Students Organizing Against Prejudice (SOAP) hosted its fourth annual freshmen assembly on August 27th during fourth period to welcome all incoming freshmen and help them start their high school career well-informed.





